Two First Names Lyrics
Written by Lauren Houston
© 2010, BMI
My first date with Billy Ray
Took me to the saloon one day
Behind the shelf saw her myself
His ex old lady Katie Mae
As she passed the time came
The boy said he forgot my name
I knew right then we weren’t the same
I’m way too smart for this game
Two first names, two first names
Never trust a man with two names
Alcohol gets the best of them all
He’s always to blame
Never trust a man with two names
With Johnny James I decided to play
I let him come right in and have his way
Thought things were fine till he changed my mind
Dancing in the prairie with Mary Jane
When I asked please stay plain
He’s said girl you are insane
That’s when I knew we weren’t the same
He’s way to slow for this game
Two first names, two first names
Never trust a man with two names
Alcohol gets the best of them all
He’s always to blame
Never trust a man with two names
Paul Henry just loved me
But I coudln’t forget Donnie Davey
Wayne George left me wanting more
Jim Bob liked sneakin in the back door
Timmy Tom took me to prom
Ronnie Richard wrote me a song
Jake Joe and I always got along
They were all fun now they’re long gone
Two first names, two first names
Never trust a man with two names
Alcohol gets the best of them all
He’s always to blame
Never trust a man with two names
Never trust a man with two names
Oh, never trust a man with two names